You want to know more about Dwain? Get ready for a toboggan ride down the slippery slope that is my autobiographical precis.

  • I grew up in the town of Center Point, Iowa. I moved to Parkville, MO shortly after beginning 7th grade.
  • My sister, Dorian, is a 5th grade teacher in Independence, MO.
  • My first computer was a C= VIC-20.
  • My brother, Dustin, works in a chrome shop in Independence, MO.
  • I am allergic to Penicillin and many general anaesthetics.
  • My Dad, Ted, is a technician in the Physiology department at KU Medical Center.
  • I detest mushrooms and olives. I’m not a big fan of seafood, but I think that comes from my upbringing here in flyover country.
  • My Mom, Linda, recently retired from teaching 1st grade.
  • Once upon a time, I was involved in a Star Trek Fan Club called Starfleet International. It was fun.
  • My wife, Jennifer, is a licensing worker for the Missouri Division of Family Services.
  • If you prick me, I bleed gravy mixed with BBQ sauce.
  • My nephew Wesley is the cutest 4-year old in existence. No foolin’. Sorry if you have a 4-year old – I’m certain you think they’re cute, but Wesley is cuter. It’s science.
  • My nieces Lily, Keira and Abby are the cutest little babies in existence. Photographic proof will soon be provided. You have been warned.
  • My little boy TJ is the cutest, most adorable 19 month-old ever. End of story.

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